Neighbors livid ‘trash’ Kardashians coming to Hamptons

The Hamptons just took a turn down-market.

The Kardashians will spend the summer in Southampton, and have signed a lease to bring their store Dash to 64 Jobs Lane.

Restaurateur Irma Herzog has drawn the ire of residents by leasing her property, a 600-foot art gallery space adjacent to her Driver’s Seat Restaurant, to Khloé and Kourtney, who are expected rent a nearby mansion.

A source said, “Southamptonites are abuzz that Irma Herzog has betrayed their village … Will Irma also be bringing back another bout of hepatitis? [Last year a worker was diagnosed with hep A, but inspectors later gave the restaurant a clean bill of health.] Now she brings trash to her backyard. People are lining up to buy Irma’s property and get her out of town. She is a piranha.”