Gwyneth raved about the benefits of Vagina Steams before “Women’s Health” found it could disrupt the natural flora of the vagina and cause burns. Youtube
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If you’re feeling something missing in your life try a pouch that holds magically charged stones: citrine, clear quartz, black obsidian, rose quartz, amethyst, lapis lazuli, carnelian, and chrysocolla (also known as The Goddess Stone). Goop
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And if that fails you can always put a jade egg up your private parts. Goop
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In the same breath they recommended these 18k gold dumbbells that go for $125,000. M’oda ‘Operandi
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Goop at one point recommended a $1,500 prisoner’s ball and chain. Those prices are criminal. Blackman Cruz
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How annoying is it when you have that tiny bit of toothpaste left in your tube that you just can’t get out? With the Cedes Milano toothpaste squeezer that’s a thing of the past. Only $244. Cedes Milano
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Taking it a step past wet wipes, this is a pack of toilet paper pads wrapped in a ribbon with various beauty creams for the low price of $956. Joseph’s
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Goop recommended this 24k gold dildo. This thing literally screws you out of your money. Lelo Inez
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