Carolines’ holiday card mocks Megyn Kelly, Alec Baldwin

Comedy club Carolines on Broadway has sent out its annual hilarious holiday card with its tittering topical wish list.

As always, the card begins “May the holidays bring” — with this year’s highlights including “A box of Band-Aids for Ariana Grande to cover up all of her Pete Davidson tattoos,” “Reserved street parking for Alec Baldwin” and “the ability to say ‘Kim Kardashian, prison-reform advocate,’ with a straight face.”

The card also takes a jab at Megyn Kelly, by asking for “some blackface to cover up NBC’s red face,” and alludes to disgraced #MeToo comics with a project called “To Catch a Predator: The Stand-Up Special.”