Brooklyn Decker may be the realest celebrity on Instagram. The mom of two is constantly sharing her blunders with her fans in hilarious posts that prove the model turned actress’s life isn’t all glamorous. Instagram
When she showed her new running shoes to husband Andy Roddick, he said, “they are grounds for divorce.” Instagram
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Her footwear feed has also included swollen ankles trying to make their way into a pair of pumps. Instagram
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She showed off a perfectly placed facial blemish. “This is my new zit. She shall be called Cindy Crawford.” Instagram
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She also showed her own crawford-esque mole on her neck along with a funny story. She wrote, “My kid just pointed to my neck and said ‘is that a nipple?’ Kids are awesome. Have them as quickly as you can.” Instagram
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Her kids seem to be always getting her best side. She posted this portrait taken by her son. Instagram
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But she always gets them back. “I paid my kid a buck for a foot massage,” she captioned this image. Instagram
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She wrote candidly about her pregnancy. “I was fortunate to have a fairly uneventful pregnancy and birth. The recovery? A shocker. My baby having blood on his mouth-after nursing-from my bleeding nipples? Totally normal. Blood clots up to the size of a golf ball? Totally normal. Spraying my stitched up vagina with a number of concoctions to help it heal instead of wiping? Totally normal. My body was basically a character in the walking dead, but it was totally normal?!” Instagram
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After giving birth, she kept it real about working out again. “This ‘getting back into shape’ thing is going really well. On this run I almost shat me-self.” Instagram
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In this snap, her husband caught her taking a nap while doing her yoga routine. Instagram
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But the ex-model does try to go glam. In this photo she says she was going for a “air-dried, wild mane look a la Meg Ryan in the 80s.” The end result? “I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and audibly gasped.” Instagram
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Sometimes she gets it right, like when she perked up from a virus to get into a full makeup look for a charity event. Instagram
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But as her latest post shows, she’s still not afraid of showing the less polished side to get a good laugh. Instagram
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