‘Sex gems’ to vibrator rings: The wildest buys from Goop’s Valentine’s Day 2024 gift guide

Gwyneth Paltrow’s got everyone buzzing.

The actress-turned-entrepreneur unleashed Goop’s 2024 Valentine’s Day gift guide on Monday, and it’s packed with predictably extravagant presents like a wrinkle-zapping Lyma Laser Starter Kit ($2,695), Morse code-inspired Jenna Blake bracelet ($14,800) and 14-karat gold Kiki de Montparnasse handcuffs ($250).

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Goop guide without a good vibrator (or 12); Goop’s Valentine’s Day roundup features the brand’s Double Sided Wand ($98) and a 24-karat Kiki de Montparnasse Gold Wand ($1,249), among other deluxe dildos.

Accessory aficionados are sure to adore the Crave Tease Vibrator Ring ($195), a petite bullet-shaped toy that doubles as jewelry and will “[bring] a little buzz and warmth wherever your hand wanders,” per the product description.

Lyma Laser Starter Kit

LYMA $2,695.00

GOOP $2,695.00

Crave Tease Vibrator Ring

GOOP $195.00

Looking to take care of yourself in other ways? Beauty products abound in Paltrow and co.’s V-Day guide, too.

The aptly named Feel Fantastic Naked Kit (~~$96~~ $77) includes Goop Beauty’s body exfoliant and oil, while Dr. Dennis Gross’ DRx SpectraLite FaceWare Pro ($455) — a futuristic LED light mask that’s earned stamps of approval from Halle Berry and Kris Jenner, among others — claims to clear breakouts and calm redness.

For those seeking a gift on the smaller side, the Goop x Prima Sex Gem ($15) dissolves in the bath to deliver “sensual pleasure and awakening,” as the packaging promises.

Goop x Prima Sex Gem Effervescent Mineral Soak

GOOP $15.00

And for the loved one who has absolutely everything, why not surprise them with their very own Higherdose Infared Sauna ($7,999)? It fits two people, so you can sweat it out with your sweetheart.

Below, shop a selection of the Goopiest finds from this year’s Valentine’s Day gift guide.